Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Things life teaches you

Object that flies away during strong 80mph gusts of wind : Door mat
Object that stays put during strong 80mph gusts of wind : Dog Poop


Really.

8 comments:

Purely Narcotic said...

Now if the doormat was stuck to the floor...

Weight = Gravity times mass, whatever happened to gravity and mass?!

Cynic in Wonderland said...

Nothing in between eh?

Anonymous said...

Thank God.

Thanatos said...

@ Narcotic

Does the equation take stickiness of dog poop into consideration?

@ Cynic

My house is still standing. Only just.

@ AMDP

Hmm, what?

Purely Narcotic said...

Viscosity is not the same thing. Yes, no? I don't know.

Thanatos said...

Oh boy, no more discussion on the texture of dog poop!

Anonymous said...

Thank God the dog poop stayed put.

Fool.

Thanatos said...

Oh. Stayed put on the lawn. Ugh.

Shameless.