Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Things life teaches you

Object that flies away during strong 80mph gusts of wind : Door mat
Object that stays put during strong 80mph gusts of wind : Dog Poop


Really.

8 comments:

Purely Narcotic said...

Now if the doormat was stuck to the floor...

Weight = Gravity times mass, whatever happened to gravity and mass?!

Cynic in Wonderland said...

Nothing in between eh?

a million different people said...

Thank God.

Thanatos said...

@ Narcotic

Does the equation take stickiness of dog poop into consideration?

@ Cynic

My house is still standing. Only just.

@ AMDP

Hmm, what?

Purely Narcotic said...

Viscosity is not the same thing. Yes, no? I don't know.

Thanatos said...

Oh boy, no more discussion on the texture of dog poop!

a million different people said...

Thank God the dog poop stayed put.

Fool.

Thanatos said...

Oh. Stayed put on the lawn. Ugh.

Shameless.