Object that flies away during strong 80mph gusts of wind : Door mat
Object that stays put during strong 80mph gusts of wind : Dog Poop
Really.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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Now if the doormat was stuck to the floor...
Weight = Gravity times mass, whatever happened to gravity and mass?!
Nothing in between eh?
Thank God.
@ Narcotic
Does the equation take stickiness of dog poop into consideration?
@ Cynic
My house is still standing. Only just.
@ AMDP
Hmm, what?
Viscosity is not the same thing. Yes, no? I don't know.
Oh boy, no more discussion on the texture of dog poop!
Thank God the dog poop stayed put.
Fool.
Oh. Stayed put on the lawn. Ugh.
Shameless.
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