Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Bring your daughter...

This Summer, when Martian Vampire Clowns attack the peaceful town of Nympho-blond-urbia, humanity's fate rests on its oldest savior.


Alpha Team Zombie Jesus vs The Undead from Outer Space.

Stephen Colbert as Jesus
Vin Diesel as Zombie Einstein.
Megan Fox, Jessica Biel and Angelina Jolie as The Stripper Sisters
Matthew McConaughey and Zoey Deschanel as Slaughtered Couple 1
Seth Rogan, Danny McBride, John C Reily as Slaughtered potheads
That tall guy from The Office.

This time, He's got the hammer.

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