Monday, November 3, 2008

Thunder Bolts and Lightning, very very frightening

Sometimes, I wonder

- can Ozzy, Page/Plant, the Stones get any wrinklier?
- where are the flying cars?
- why are the New Kids on the Block still together?
- what are the "undecided voters" in the US 2008 elections waiting for?
- can HBO get any cooler?
- when will body/mouth odor be outlawed?
- how much longer is Seth Rogan going to milk his tragically-funny-fat-loser-jew persona?
- when will Dee Snider stop wearing facepaint?
- how many more weekends can my liver survive?
- will my wireless router make it through 1 entire day without needing a reboot?
- whatever happened to American Idol winners?
- how many more Saw movies after the 2011?
- will I ever spend an entire weekday without being drowsy?
- how much will Lustbader take to stop spoiling the Bourne franchise?
- when will MS and Apple fanboys stop fighting on engadget?
- when will humans evolve mental super-powers (apart from the ones we call emotions) ?
- when will they stop making superhero spoof movies?
- whatever happened to Tom Green?
- when will they stop rebooting/remaking/refreshing films from the 70s?
- when will my cube neighbor stop "borrowing" my iphone?


Purely Narcotic said...

I sometimes wonder if we will ever be this supportive and excited about leadership(not politics) in our country.

Cynic in Wonderland said...

new kids on the block are still together? are they alive? wow

"will I ever spend an entire weekday without being drowsy?"
nope as you get older, you will feel drowsy even on weekends.

Thanatos said...

@ Narcotic

There's not much hope for the land of Laloo Yadav and Mayawati.

@ Cynic

Yes, they reunited and are currently touring.

Sleepy in weekends too? Great, time to get my rocking chair :(