Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Have a Drink on Me

Back home, since every religious group seeks validation by having days in the calendar marked in their honor, I'm used to at least 1 religious holiday a month. Someone died for our sins? Chug, chug, chug! A demon was slayed viciously on an angry lady's tongue? Bottoms up! Life in a secular nation is fun.

Holidays in the American calendar are few and far flung. They're conveniently tooled to give the salaried class extended weekends, and I'm down with that. A certain holiday gives ladies an excuse to wear very little in public, and is one of my favorite days in the year. I don't care about dressing up, but certainly don't miss out on the parties. Halloween this year was a general dud, as the women were covered up more than a 50 year old Saudi in a prince's harem. I didn't let that affect me, and highlights of the night include

- one of the guys in our group felt up a dozen women and came this close to being beaten up. I hit him a few times just to be sure
- said despo wandered away from us, and lacking a cell and wallet, was near impossible to track
- I pushed the group to drink on anyway and shots after shots were poured.
- complimented a lesbo bar tender that Bird (her jersey) was better than Magic and got free drinks for the night
- got everyone else wasted
- picked up a fight with random first gen American
- picked up a fight with random Indian dude about computer security
- campaigned to legalize it
- spoke to 4 different cops and tried to get their opinion on "illegal occupation of US in Iraq"
- offered random Indian dude a position in my team (the fuck I get to decide)

Most of the night is a blur, and I woke up near naked next to my lady and she wasn't even that mad at me. I take it the night was a success.


GetmoneyGetpaid said...

Hey, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Anonymous said...

I don't know what it was like in the old days - or in Government companies - but the private-sector ones have gotten wise to this whole secularism business. What they do is, they painstakingly compile a list of all possible religious / cultural holidays (about 40 of them), and then let you take any TWO of your favourites off. Life in a secular nation isn't quite as rosy as you paint it.

Which way were the four cops leaning on the illegal occupation of Iraq?

Bird said...

Ah..the good life

Rassles said...

Man, I fucking love Halloween.

Thanatos said...

@Get - Join whom?

@Rohan - Old days? How old do you think I am? :) 2 of the cops had no comment, 2 others just went away

@Bird - yeah, whatever I remember of it, anyway

@Rassles - I suspect you love anything that involves inebriation