Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Abbey Road

We will return to our regularly scheduled "mature" writing soon. In the meantime, please note that the following content may be graphic and disturbing.

I hurt my back pretty badly while snowboarding last week. I have an old tailbone injury and all signs indicated that it had flared up. So I decided to go see the doc yesterday.

There comes a time in a man's life, when with half an hour to go for the doc's appointment, when he has to decide the order of events in the near future. My agenda was :

a) brush teeth
b) shower
c) shave butthole
d) breakfast.

In the end, I had to skip one of the above.


Purely Narcotic said...

I went for an art exhibition today.One of the paintings had a Pantheon-like structure placed in front of a seated man's ass. 'Rear Entry'. Neat, I thought.

heh. Word verification is fun. Hariess!!

Thanatos said...

Art exhibition? Nice. What was the theme? I don't think I'll survive too long in a gallery :D

Blogger's in on it, I tell you.

Purely Narcotic said...

LGBT art. They wouldn't have rear entry and other such funk at some museum where the only visitors are geriatrics.

Thanatos said...

Hmm, figured. How was it?

Purely Narcotic said...

Very interesting. All the nude men and women in the painting seemed to be stripped of their sexuality and came across just as placeholders for the ideas.

Rassles said...

I would have skipped the shower.

Thanatos said...

Yeah, skipped b'fast instead. I must be getting old.